Silly Boy

Poor, little, straight boy started a fight and broke a metatarsal Now everybody here thinks he's an asshole Got all his mates kicked out of the dance by the bouncer Not his fault, mama always told him that "Boys will be boys," since passing the parcel He's not her little shit, he's just her little rascal But now the time's passed, parcel is in the past Now anyone you pick, if you ask them, will tell you "He's a dick, he's a piece of shit, he's a fucking piss-slit" "He's the end bit of the banana when you peel it" 'Cause no one wants him, nobody's laughing now Poor, little, straight boy, get in the bin Silly boy, you silly, little boy You silly boy, you silly, little boy You silly boy, you silly, little boy You silly, little boy, you silly, little boy Hold up, let me catch my breath, I'm only getting started And you wanna get the rest of this repressed, hot mess Walking STD test And if you think I'm too harsh, roll back the cassette 'Cause it's the kind of boy to take a shit in a sauna Kind of boy to fuck a girl twice, then ignore her Kind of boy to shame a sex-worker making porn, then Jack off to it ninety percent of his alone time Oh my, you have got the wrong guy You brought a BB gun to the gun fight Don't buy my CD, you don't have a drive And don't hit me up, silly boy, you are not my type Silly boy, you silly, little boy You silly boy, you silly, little boy You silly boy, you silly, little boy You silly, little boy, you silly, little boy You silly boy, you silly, little boy You silly boy, you silly, little boy You silly boy, you silly, little boy You silly, little boy, you silly, little boy She's got a sense of humour, yours is just shit That's why she didn't laugh when you told her to Get in the kitchen Now quit your bitchin' Poor little straight boy Nobody cares that you've watched pulp fiction Nobody cares Nobody cares Nobody cares that Nobody cares Nobody cares Nobody cares Nobody cares That you've watched pulp fiction You silly boy, you silly, little, boy Silly boy, you silly little boy Silly boy, you silly little boy