No One Told Us

You smell that fan in the window lettin' air in Coals still burnin' outside from last weekend Your truck done died, it was runnin' all night To be the jukebox jam and the wood chop light You see that fence post nail at the top To hold the water bucket when the faucet's off That hide-a-way shed ain't just for the straw But also lightin' up and strummin' on a guitar And I sang man-oh-man Where'd the good times go? Back when Fall by Clay Walker was playin' on the radio So I sang boy-oh-boy How I miss them old Toyotas Yeah, country is as country does, we was but no one told us Yeah, I'm sick of hearin' the same thing, rhinestone cowboys I'm about to smack y'all like the ass on a cowgirl I'm Mr. Tennessee, barefoot bandit up in rocky top Orange and white blanket up in that red, red ragtop You want the gun smoke then bring your ass to the farm We just some country boys and girls gettin' stoned in a barn I get the Chattahoochee coochie, I'm the hollars Elvis Presley Even when I'm fat and old, Dixie chicks is gonna dig me I'll be somewhere on a boat gettin' too damn sunburnt Middle fingers up, sissies still bein' butthurt I'll be castin' a line just sittin' watchin' the float jump Put the country in country, no need to give it to me And I sang man-oh-man Where'd the good times go? Back when Fall by Clay Walker was playin' on the radio So I sang boy-oh-boy How I miss them old Toyotas Yeah, country is as country does, we was but no one told us Yeah, the music industry think they got me itchin' like sumac Got a bunch of tens in Tennessee line dancin' to this rap Rap stills do the shimmy of all the bass to the floor joists Do it like the legends, rock it out 'til we're deaf boys I'm kickin' up the amperage like I'm jumpin' off a Peterbilt Parkin' through the algae where the Creekers hid the shine stills Ridin' down the roads that lead to nothin' but a buzz I put the country in the rap because I'm wrapped up in the cut And I sang son-oh-son Just believe me when I say One day when I'm dead and gone, you'll smirk along and sing And you'll sing man-oh-man Where'd the good times go? Back when it was Holler Boys by Upchurch on the radio So I sang boy-oh-boy How I miss them old Toyotas Yeah, country is as country does, we was but no one told us