I Play Piano Too

Hey, look, there he goes again Piano man has found a friend Stands and waits and nods and laughs And hopes his turn will come at last But there, he stares and watches close A smiling dork who doesn't know That there's no chance in hell That this dude's getting up So when's the time to say That you play piano too? Whoa-oh, whoa-oh You play piano too Whoa-oh, whoa-oh Look at you, standing by yourself With hands inside your pockets Oh, well, I know it's time to shine My spotlight waits for me to play, it's alright When's he gonna let me play the keys? 'Cause I can wait here, all I need is Just one chance to go I'll play every song I know, oh-oh-oh So when's the time to say "I play piano too"? Whoa-oh, whoa-oh I play piano too (you play piano too) Whoa-oh, whoa-oh But instead, he turns his head and says "Wow, that's really good! I like the way you play that What kind of keyboard is that? How long have you been playing? Oh, man, I remember learning that song last year Did you know that I play piano too? Because I do, I play the piano too Yeah, I got a keyboard at my house too Mine's weighted keys though, how 'bout you? Have you ever heard of Jacob Collier? 'Do the riff, do the run, do the lick' Do you know about the lick? Bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa That's the lick, ya heard of it?" Do you feel better now that you've said "I play piano too"? (You play piano too) I play piano too (you play piano too) (He's not getting up, he's not getting up) (He's not getting up, he's not getting up) he's not going anywhere (He's not getting up, he's not getting up) He's sitting in your chair (he's not getting up, he's not getting up) (He's not getting up, he's not getting up) kill him, kill him (He's not getting up) he'll never give it up Kill him now, kill him now, kill the boy I, I mean...