Step Mom

We broke up, it was messy and I'm so embarrassed Let it get the best of me, I wasn't thinking clearly, oh Now, I'll be the bigger person And I won't lash out even though I'm really hurt Another lesson learned, I'm moving on I won't call you in the middle of the night Won't show up to your house without an invite I won't beg you for a second chance 'Cause I got a man now with a good health plan I'm gonna steal your dad Be the best he ever had Send your mom home crying 'cause he couldn't keep his promise And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted Oh, I know we have a past I think we should start from scratch 'Cause I'm with him now but it could've been us if you never did me wrong I wouldn't be your stepmom Told your dad, I want a studio in your bedroom It's looking comfortable and I'm looking to take more from you (to take more from you) Uh, I'm in it, for the long haul and I'll admit it I've been unconventional, some may say it's borderline insane Please don't call me in the middle of the night Don't show up to my house without an invite Me and your father have been talking And we think it's time you get off our phone plan I'm gonna steal your dad Be the best he ever had Send your mom home crying 'cause he couldn't keep his promise And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted Oh, I know we have a past I think we should start from scratch 'Cause I'm with him now but it could've been us if you never did me wrong I wouldn't be your stepmom Is this how you saw my wedding? As another guest attending I don't wanna see you objecting When you're the one who fucked our ending Is this how you saw my wedding? As another guest attending I don't wanna see you objecting When you're the one who fucked our ending I'm gonna steal your dad Be the best he ever had Send your mom home crying 'cause he couldn't keep his promise And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted Oh, I know we have a past I think we should start from scratch (I think we should start from scratch) 'Cause I'm with him now but it could've been us if you never did me wrong I wouldn't be your stepmom