The New Chanukah Song (Adam Sandler Parody)

Thank you Long Island This next song is a Chanukah song There's not too many Chanukah songs There's Adam Sandler's Chanukah Song and this ain't it People ask what-a-cha Is Surf Rock Chanukah Instrumental erotica With fender guitar-i-kas Surf Hanukkah is the festival of twang It's about the celebrities who just Don't give a dang I'm the Long Island guy who Made this surf rock diddy Here's a list of famous people who hate Surf and Beachfront Vinny Yeah can you believe it That's because they suck Post Malone is not a fan of The Ventures Neither am I said 50 Cent through his dentures Guess who thinks The Beach Boys are overrated That old guy from Oasis, who everyone hated I once asked Dua Lipa what she thought about Dick Dale She slapped my face and said I don't watch porn with any males What about that time I gave surf rock to Gucci Mane He smacked me hard and said yo Vin don't bring that on the plane Celebs do not want-akah A fun surf rock Hanukkah They suck just like Monica But I love surf rock Hanukkah O.J. Simpson still does not like surf Neither did Prince and he was a real fricking jerk Yeah well I knew him Well I knew his brother Harry Styles knows not a thing about reverb And at a live rock concert lizzo once flipped me the bird And it was a big bird Elton John said as his suit began to sparkle I hate surf rock more than AIDS drugs and Megan Markle Oh please When I first brought my surf rock music to universal They had security remove me From my own rehearsals They'd rather eat brocco lah Then listen to surf rock Chanukah It's banned in Santa Monica And all south Californi-ca But if you really wannakah Have a happy happy happy surf rock Chanukah