Ms. Meaty

Waitin' around downtown with my boogyin' shoes

Head down, singin' the blues

I know what I wanna do tonight

Waitin' around downtown with the funk in my feet

Debonair, Barely Skipping a beat

I know what I wanna do tonight

Waitin' around downtown with my band of ghouls

Kickin it, we're smokin' some cools

Wonder if she'll be here tonight

Getting brave with a shot to the brain

Head to my grave sippin' cheap champagne

Enemy plane zeroes in shes in his sights

She shoots 'em down with a careless glance

It makes me feel like I've got a chance

Navy girl, whatcha say, can I have this dance?

I'm good with my hands

Oh I really think I've got a chance

Did I mention that I'm in a band?

And Ms. Meaty major 7's got me scrubbin' the deck

Taken aback, nearly had a heart attack

She's got the moves in her Navy blues

She's the one I wanna see take flight

A dime in hand, you know I'm bettin' that we

By closing time, we'll be mackin' no cheese

I wanna be in her company

Waiting around downtown she's working the crowd

Her go-go boots, she's a pin-up gal

Check my lists, let's just hope I land, I land

Sign me up to enlist my frame

War's a game and I'm ready to play

Fall in line, stand at ease, let me show my rank

A strapping lad, you gotta admit

She looks at me like I'm full of shit

Oh god oh girl won't you help me out

I'm new in town

Oh I really think I've got a chance

Did I mention that I'm in a band?

Ms. Meaty Major 7's got me scrubbin' the deck