Dirty Moustache

I look down at myself, see by biscuit gravy Smeared on the front of my shirt And I look in the mirror at my reflection Stubbly face covered in dirt And I catch a glimpse in a puddle of my gut hanging over My black jeans, covered in the ash of a smoke The mid-day clock was a ringin' and a callin' Just at the time I awoke Greasy hair and a dirty moustache Is all I have to show For a foolish man who would ever let A fine woman like you go But you wanted them all in white Teeth to match Golden hair But here's the catch You liked the mean The worst you'd seen But did you ever Want any of that Got my black shirt and jeans, black hat and horse 'Cause it's good for hiding, the dirt and the grime But there's many a person, who'd point the finger my way Though it was never me, that did the crime They said I took Cattle from the pen Eggs from the chicken Liquor right out of the drum But none of that hurt Half as much as you thinking that That was what I had done Greasy hair and a dirty moustache Is all I have to show For a foolish man who would ever let A fine woman like you go But you wanted them all in white Teeth to match Golden hair And a fine moustache You liked the mean The worst you'd seen But did you ever Want any of that You said I was selfish, you said I was rude You said I never really loved you Well I was selfish and I was rude But I have always really loved you You told me to clean up, wash my dirty moustache I said "that's something, I can never do" Greasy hair and a dirty moustache Is all I have to show For a foolish man who would ever let A fine woman like you go But you wanted them all in white Teeth to match Golden hair And a fine moustache You liked the mean The worst you'd seen But did you ever Want any of that I met you on the road, you were something else You kissed me on the moustache, and I fell But the river went dry and the cattle left My moustache was the only thing that was wet And maybe I've never loved anybody else And maybe I've only ever loved myself But our first kiss, it was true bliss And my moustache will always be a reminder of this