What a Guy

"1234" "Lets go" He brings you flowers Walks up to your front porch to ask what you're doing this summer ("What are you doing this summer?") You roll your eyes straight in his face cause he's such a bummer No he won't get of your back he calls you a stunner What a sucker He jumps into his car again You call you friends and say What a guy Such a looser such a prick Thinks his baseball cap is sick He doesn't know, no means be gone Oh my god What a guy Such a douchebag such a dick Thinks the girls is digging it No one's home but the lights are on Oh my god What a guy Thinks he's perfection He plays it cool but don't do well at all with rejection He smells like teenage dirtbag perfume he doesn't know better And brags in school 'bout having sex with a girl named Heather ("What") Who the hell is Heather ("Who's that?") He jumps into his car again You call you friends and say What a guy Such a looser such a prick Thinks his baseball cap is sick He doesn't know, no means be gone Oh my god What a guy Such a douchebag such a dick Thinks the girls is digging it No one's home but the lights are on Oh my god What a guy "Yeah" "What a guy" Ey, what a guy Why don't you break up with him Ey, oh my god He jumps into his car again You call you friends and say What a guy Such a looser such a prick Thinks his baseball cap is sick He doesn't know, no means be gone Oh my god What a guy Such a douchebag such a dick Thinks the girls is digging it No one's home but the lights are on Oh my god What a guy Ey, what a guy Why don't you break up with him Ey, oh my god What a guy