Mary's Getting Married

Mary, you're getting married It's about to be the best day of your life Scary 'cause maybe married Means that I am kissing all my dreams goodbye Divine institution A holy union One sure sign that you are blessed Or a life sentence Of daily dependence Bickering and, yes, dear-ing Until death Mary, Mary married is something you do That's very, very, very, very good for you Mary, Mary married makes two hearts into One happy life Engagement then the invitations Ceremony, celebration Dreams are coming true Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, married is good for you (Married) It's good for you It's good for you, you (Married!) It's good for you It's good for you So holy matrimony Is marrying the wedding, not the man? Oh, Mary, you're so contrary Love is secondary Everyone knows that It's constant attention In someone else's direction Your husband will have eyes for only you It's so romantic Or just traumatic Being showered with so many precious jewels Mary, Mary, married is something you do That's very, very, very, very good for you Mary, Mary, married makes two hearts into One happy life Keeping house and making babies Going shopping, all the daily Chores are all I'll do Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, married Is good for you (Married) It's good for you It's good for you, you (Married!) It's good for you It's good for you It's not my decision But this is tradition Trusting that my family knows best Is this what I'm chosen for? I thought I was meant for more At least you'll look so pretty In your predicament Mary, Mary, married is something you do (You sure?) That's very, very, very, very good for you (Hope you're right) Mary, Mary, married makes two hearts into One happy life (does it, though?) He may be short, he may be hairy Getting fat, but Mary, dear, He's chosen just for you And Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, married Is good for you (Mary!) it's good for you It's good for you (maybe?) You (Mary!) It's good for you It's good for you You may be nervous, may be scared Your head is spinning everywhere 'Cause I have to believe That Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, married Is good for me (Guess we'll see!)