Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas

Beast Reality Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me We on their wishlist (yeah) and it's clear to see You ain't had a holiday like this Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D We doing sick shit (yeah) like you wouldn't believe This a Beast Reality Christmas, baby Fuck a chestnut, I'll be roasting a spliff Baby, bend over for your favorite gift I'mma give you my north pole like you missus Claus We can decorate the tree with your big red drawers Ah yeah, you know my workshop poppin' If you like toys I got plenty of options Got the champagne flowing under the mistletoe-in' The party ain't stoppin' 'til six in the mornin' Yeah, or maybe like 6:15 Got my eyes so red 'cause I'm smoking that green I'm getting hungry, got the munchies so I'm eating a tree It's delicious and a great source of vitamin C Happy birthday, Jesus Thanks for giving us a reason to party Let's get it started, yeah Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me We on their wishlist and it's clear to see You ain't had a holiday like this Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D We doing sick shit like you wouldn't believe This a Beast Reality Christmas, baby Yeah, my Santa Claus dressed like Eddie Murphy and Wall Let me stuff that turkey, swallow my cranberry sauce Take a ride in a sleigh, puffing Christmas tree Cheetah cheebed a cheeba then he passed it to me Left a whole pound of cookies on the plate with a drink Come in my house unannounced, my five plates bring heat All the gifts wrapped up under the tree looking pretty Here's my dick in a box, show me some mistletoe titty Baby, it's cold outside, let's go put on some pyjamas So we can pack a few bags then go hit the Bahamas You my ho-ho-ho and I'm your candy cane With my elfs and my reindeer doing my thang Beast Reality Happy birthday, Jesus Thanks for giving us a reason to party (let's go again) Let's get it started, yeah Merry muthafuckin' Christmas (come on) from Beast Reality All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me We on their wishlist and it's clear to see You ain't had a holiday like this Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality (ho-ho-ho) All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D We doing sick shit (yeah) like you wouldn't believe This a Beast Reality Christmas, baby Jingle all the fucking way