The S.A.S Song

We've been told that we're the best

We've been told that we're the best

That's why we joined the SAS

That's why we joined the SAS

Hectoring Norwegian crews

Hectoring Norwegian crews

This is what we trained to do

This is what we trained to do

We're Aussie soldiers, yes siree

We always follow orders

The cream of the whole military

Now just policing borders.

So on the call

Let's go full-bore

We'll try hard not to kill them

It's our job to defend us all

From weak and frightened children.

We trained for more than 15 years

Just waiting for this moment

A chance to use our guns and gear

On an unarmed opponent.

So here's the plan

Just seize this man

And any foreign geezer

I guess at least it's better than

Our war crimes overseas, sir!