Big Shot (From "Deltarune")

I've got these strings to hold me down

Superior to that Wassmatta clown

The smooth taste of souls, now that would be funny

For three easy payments, I'm getting that Kromer

Roll up, soul up, listen up, Kris

Got bargain prices that you can't miss

Attention! Clean up on aisle three

Why have you forsaken me?

We'll turn Schmoes and Daves into Rosen Graves

And those cathode screens into cathode screams

I've got that deal, it's such a steal

Just need you to be big with me

Now's your chance to be a big shot

When your soul, I got, I'm Neo, you're not

And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot

I'm taking you down with hyperlink blocked

Now you are the guests, this three for one special

Begin the test will put you to rest

And Spamton G. Spamton's being the best

But I'm getting desperate, give me that Kromer

Now's your chance, so pick up that phone

And talk to the one who says, "You're alone"

And see like me how we're designed

For three easy payments of $9.99

Do you want to be a heart on a chain?

This isn't a life, Kris, that's just pain

And you're either evil or you're insane

'Cause Heaven knows but they won't explain

My name is Spamton and I am here to sell

Those who live in darkness will get dragged to Heaven

Breaking and cracking, for the kids stepped from the light

The one hundredth visitor to this world of Mike?

Now's your chance to be a big shot

When your soul, I got, I'm Neo, you're not

And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot

I'm taking you down with hyperlink blocked

Now you are the guests, this three for one special

Begin the test will put you to rest

And Spamton G. Spamton's being the best

But I'm getting desperate, give me that Kromer

Hello, audience, watch me laugh

You smell that smell of rotten glass?

Are you enjoying my heart attack?

Please just bring my furniture back

Holy cungadero

It's a bullet everywhere, oh

And this little sponge is scared

Go ga-ga and commit to die

Bigger and better than ever

You must think you're so clever

Don't touch that lever

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The smooth taste of Neo

The boo taste of freedom

The **** taste of Spamton

Now's your chance to be a big shot

When your soul, I got, I'm Neo, you're not

And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot

I'm taking you down with hyperlink blocked

Now you are the guests, this three for one special

Begin the test will put you to rest

And Spamton G. Spamton's being the best

But I'm getting desperate, give me that Kromer

The string's getting cut, the show's getting real

The pact has been sealed, now let's make a deal

And you are the ticket to my next meal

I'll fly to the heavens, finally healed

Now you are the guests, this three for one special

Begin the test will put you to rest

And Spamton G. Spamton's being the best

But I'm getting desperate, give me that Kromer