The One I Love

I got a gal with just one eye No depth of field but sweet as pie And I just don't careo If her vision is in stereo To me she'll always be the tops My sweet little cyclops She's the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye She's the one-eye, one I love Now you might wonder what she's thinkin' 'Cause it looks like she is winkin' In arguments I yell and cry But she just can't see the other side It's worse than it looks, says her mother 'Cause she's blind in one, blond in the other She's the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye She's the one-eye, one I love Now how it happened, she just won't spill Was it scissor sprint or William Tell? Well the eye got put out and was never found Gone to take a look around My Columbo cutie, Popeye punkin' Sammy Junior, Sandy Duncan She's the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye She's the one-eye, one I love She's the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye She's the one-eye, one I love She's the one-eye, one-eye, one-eye, one-eye She's the one-eye, one I love