Man of My Dreams

Did I ever think I'd meet the man of my dreams

In a toilet?

Up until now my path has been easy to see

But I've been caught off guard

And I don't know which way is up or down

My head is in a spin

And i don't know where to begin

This sort of feeling's not happened to me

Very often

No-one would think that an office affair was my pace

But I've been hit and crumpled

Like a prepubescent love-struck teen

Who can't help but sit and drool

At the newest boy in school

All my life I have done what was expected of me

Never broken moulds, stayed in my lane

Now could be my turn

To surprise, risk and learn

That all that I want could be next

And this choice could be the start

Can i follow my heart?

Sexy temporary work colleague!

Maybe we'll have a secret code to meet up

In the store cupboard

They'll think we're getting pens

While I'm pulling his hips into mine

And HR will have a field day

We'll most likely lose our jobs

But go and see the world

One day we could get married in this office toilet

A bride and a groom on top of a urinal cake

So, let your mind run free now, Alex

Time to live this story

Here is where i meant to be

A new me is what I can see

Did I ever think I'd meet the man of my dreams

In a toilet?