Sitcom Guy (Laugh Until You Cry)

I flip from one sitcom to the next

Pop the top on my beverage of choice

1995… skipping right on past..

Jerry, Rachel, and Frasier like they’re evening friends

Don’t get me wrong now

They’re my favorite shows.

And I can’t stop watching them over again.

Sitcom guy just telling some jokes

Commercial break hits and your burning your evening toast

One thing’s for certain about these nights

You’ll sit there just hoping that you’ll laugh until you cry.

You’ll laugh until you cry. You’ll laugh until you cry.

An armchair comedian, you’ll never be.

You take some notes as you sip on your glass of tea.

And I hope that this gag lands better than the last.

‘Cause the truth is, man, you’re stuck living in the past!

Don’t get me wrong now

They’re my favorite shows.

And I can’t stop watching them over again.

Sitcom guy just telling some jokes

Commercial break hits and your burning your evening toast

One thing’s for certain about these nights

You’ll sit there just hoping that you’ll laugh until you cry.

You’ll laugh until you cry. You’ll laugh until you cry.

The show gets cancelled and you shed a tear…

But is it any better when they kill of a character

Based on an unknown writer’s fear?

And they give up the ghost…

A new 8:30 slot to post.

Sitcom guy just telling some jokes

Commercial break hits and your burning your evening toast

One thing’s for certain about these nights

You’ll sit there just hoping that you’ll laugh until you cry.

You’ll laugh until you cry. You’ll laugh until you cry.