Professor Steiner's Trip

Johnny was a lawyer he got a lotta cash

Was until one sucker shot him kill him dead

Liquid information spilled outta Johnny's head,

It was all about a lady once who once used to be a man

 

Gale, a woman rather brutal, made many people sad

One day at the Crown it was a local shed

Where Johnny was a regular, and respected man

Him and pretty Gale hung out in his local den

 

She meets a former colonel, some called him Stinky Zed

Zed was always horny and never was content

Early in his childhood his grandpa done him bad

She was enjoying pool game when Zed sneaked from the back

 

Touching "him" in places while she had busy hands

It happened in a moment cue landed on Zed's head

The soul from his body flew out in a sec

Homicide in public and Zed is in plastic bag

 

Clandestine agents eventually the found

The girl's name is not real, she was not even round

Some other bodies found, killer's on the loose

Professor Steiner shouted he's sure and got some clues

 

That Johnnie was an alien and no way this gonna end

Unless his body's found the evil will not rest

TV correspondents in psychedelic shoes

With multicolored mics stuck out in Steiner's nose

 

Steiner's ego is bursting he feels he is the boss

The whole thing is under his god damn control

Illuminated crowd insane at hearing the news

They dug out every casket from the graveyard by the zoo

 

Every box was empty there is not a single trace

Spooky weird feeling appeared on Steiner's face

He looked up and around, sees the crowd is gone

Instead of people there's a bunch of lizard-goats

 

He's freaked out, he is frantic, he runs and craves for hope

Apocalyptic howl exploding from his throat

Ugly eerie creatures jump out from the sky

Such nothing has been seeing- demons materialize