Just in Case (Alternate Version) [Bonus Track]

Where is love?

Does it fall from skies above?

Who can say where it may hide?

Must I travel far and wide…?

Where

Where

Is love?

Please, sir, I want some more

There's not a crust, not a crumb can we find

Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge

But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill

When we all close our eyes and imagine…

One boy

Boy for sale

He’s yours to keep

Don’t care what he looks like!

Fine boy

Glorious boy

Wonderful boy

Marvellous boy

I’d risk everything

For one kiss

One kiss

One Boy

Who would deny us these?

One boy

No skimpin’ if you please!

One boy

I’m afraid these don’t grow on trees

You’ve got to pick a boy

Or two boys

Just in case

We wander through London

Who knows what we may find?

Always a chance we’ll meet somebody…

Always a chance we’ll meet somebody…

Who do I know?

Nobody!

Catch him!

Snatch him!

Hold him!

Scold him!

Pounce him! Trounce him!

Pick him up and bounce him!

Ev'ry day we say our prayer -

Ev’ry day we our our prayer -

I’d go anywhere

I’d do anything

What, fisticuffs?

What happens when I’m seventy?

Must come a time… seventy

When you’re old, and it’s cold

And who cares if you live or you die

There must be someone…

There must be someone…

There must be

One boy

Boy for sale

He’s yours to keep

Just picture a great big

Boy

Magical boy

Fabulous boy

Beautiful boy

Hot sausage

I’d do anything for

One boy

There’s not a crust, not a crumb can we find!

One boy

Any boy to grind!

One boy

Only to find some peace of mind

You’ve got to pick a boy

Or two boys

Just in case

Is it worth the waiting for?

Who cares?

Someone else needs me

If we live til 84

It’s clear we’re where is love

So I’m reviewing the situation

I would say

As long as you need me

I know where I must be

In spite of what you see

As long as you need me

As long as life is long

I'll cling on, right or wrong

And I will keep you as a treasure

To last my whole life long!

You

Glorious you

Wonderful you

Marvellous you

As long as you

Magical you

Fabulous you

Beautiful you

As long as you need me

Oh it’s all we need

Only it’s wise to be handy with a rolling pin

Just in case…