Cryin' These Cocksucking Tears

Oh, I'm fighting for when there won't be no straight men

'Cause you've all got a common disease

Can't hear very much for loving and such

But you take it wherever you please

Tell me the story, your half of the glory

As Galahad's gallop is near

Your lies can't deceive me

I know that you'll leave me

Cryin' these cocksucking tears

Cryin' these cocksucking tears

But now you have guessed I am not too impressed

With your talents as an engineer

You build up your steeple, and you rivet more people

To keep it erect in the air

It seems you've forgotten your daydreams are rotten

Your ways are alarmingly clear

Your victories ain't wanted

As long as I'm haunted

By all these cocksucking tears

By all these cocksucking tears

Well, for most of my life, I wanted a wife

And a secret, like many freaks do

Oh, but this kind of hat trick, dissected by Patrick

Now seems less queer than just rude

I've come now to reckon with men on the spectrum

That the closet has nothing for you

I don't want to scold you

I just want to hold you

Through all your cocksucking tears

Oh, bathe me in cocksucking tears

It looks like your enjoyment when you're on unemployment

There you are with your rows begging you

You lost all your magic, and you think that it's tragic

That no one comes cryin' for you

Well, your sex is a broken record

It's been screeching for ten thousand years

The battle's begun, sir

I tell you I'm done, sir

Cryin' these cocksucking tears

The ballet has begun, sir

I tell you I'm all done, sir

Cryin' these cocksucking tears