The Final Event: There Is a Sucker Born Ev'ry Minute (Reprise)

Of course, that was a long time ago Joice Heth is gone and forgotten So is the American Museum And the Living Whale And Jenny Lind And my poor Tom Thumb And them reubens that came over on the Mayflower have gone to dust And Tom Jefferson's memory And Old Franklin's flown his last kite So my kind of humbugs disappeared Pity There was a sucker born ev'ry minute Each time that second hand swept to the top Like dandelions up they popped Their ears so big, their eyes so wide And though I fed 'em bonafide baloney With no truth in it