I Like You Better When You're Not Around

Long, long ago in the years BC The women used to gossip while they made their tea It's been our method of survival, right from the start But girl you've really gone and turned it into an art After I see you I feel dirty as hell Like you've contaminated me with that peculiar smell That comes from dishing up the dirt on all your closest friends "I mean like what the hell is with her, I mean, no offence" So please don't take it to heart When I say can we start to spend time apart But frankly my dear This friendship is toxic Like a fox and a hound I like you I like you I like you better I like you better when you're not around Don't wanna hear about your b*tchy scene And I don't really care who gave who what disease As if I don't even know you say just the same about me Do you really think I'm that naive? So please don't take it to heart If I say can we start to spend time apart 'Cause frankly my dear This friendship is toxic Like a fox and a hound I like you I like you I like you better I like you better when you're not around I L-I-K-E U BETTER WHEN U R N-O-T AROUND I L-I-K-E U BETTER BETTER BETTER So please don't take it to heart If I say can we start to spend time apart 'Cause frankly my dear This friendship is toxic Like a fox and a hound I like you I like you I like you better I like you better when you're not around