A Christmas Duel

I bought no gifts this year And I slept with your sister I know I should have thought twice Before I kissed her But with the year we had last And the dress that she wore I just went along for the ride And I came back for more And I'm sorry baby That's all ok honey cause see I bought no tree this year And I slept with your brother I wrecked your Daddy's car And went down on your Mother I set your record collection on fire And said I never knew Felt kind of bad about that And I know you did too So whatever you say It's all fine by me Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree Cause the snow keeps on fallin' Even though we were bad It'll cover the filth We should both just be glad And spend-spend-spend this Chris-Christmas together I married you last year Bet you thought I was sober, right? But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake This could all have been over Ah honey please don't Excuse your behaviour Cause I hired a hitman and changed your will It's now all in my favour So whatever you say, it's all fine by me Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree Cause the snow keeps on fallin' Even though we were bad It'll cover the filth We should both just be glad And spend-spend-spend this Chris-Christmas together And spend-spend-spend this Chris-Christmas together And spend-spend-spend this Chris-Christmas together And spend-spend-spend this Chris-Christmas together Holding on without any reason Cause something's strong this holiday season So whatever you say, it's all fine by me And who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree Cause the snow keeps on fallin' Even though we were bad It'll cover the filth We should both just be glad And spend-spend this Christmas together And spend-spend-spend this Chris-Christmas together And spend-spend-spend this Chris-Christmas together And spend-spend-spend this Chris-Christmas together