The Pussy Song (feat. Claude Furniture and The Litter Kickers)

My girl has got a pussy She keeps it hid from view And everywhere that she goes That pussy goes there too It dont drink milk or wash it's face It dont even purr But its got lovely whiskers and lots of ginger furr A week ago last tuesday I come home from the pub I said "Where that little pussy thtI love to stroke and rub?" But pussy wasnt willing and it was plain to see Someone had already stroked her And that someone wasnt me And. Somebody else is stroking, a pussy I thought was mine Smeone is petting poking and it really is a crime And now my heart is broken I'll kill that filthy swine Cause somebody else is stroking the pussy I thought ws mine Pussy x6 Pussy x6 Pussy x6 Pussy x6 Pussy x6 I loved that little pussy It filled me with delight But now I never see pussy all day And it stay out late at night Some siamese or persian Who shattered all my dreams It tiggled her nose like I once did And he fills her up with cream *Miao's* Where are ya, ya fucking cat? Somebody else is stroking, a pussy I thought was mine Smeone is petting poking and it really is a crime And now my heart is broken I'll kill that filthy swine Cause somebody else is stroking the pussy I thought was mine Pussy x6 (Repeat until fade) There you are, you bloody animal!