Topsongs van Ivor Biggun
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Ivor Biggun
Performer
Robert George Cox
Lead Vocals
Chris Perry
Drums
Philip Drury
Electric Guitar
Peter Terry
Keyboards
Nigel Appleton
Percussion
Michael Phillips
Electric Bass Guitar
Norma Lee Soba
Contralto
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Ivor Biggun
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Jill Bates
Producer
Gavin Lewis
Engineer
Songteksten
Unos, dos, tres, Suzie Quatro
Every year when summer is here
I save up m' money and fly
To the land of the sun, f*rnication and fun
And never let a day go by
Buenos knockas por favor
As I sniff up the breezes
There's a whiff in the air
Of ambre solaire
And Julio Inglese-as
All day beneath the parasoles
I prat around on the beach
At night I'm p*ssed as ars'oles
And incapable of speech
But I'm going back to Majorca
Back to the prettiest girl that I've seen
I nearly went crackers
When she held my marracas
And they burst her tambourine
She was topless
I was legless
We boogie'd the moonlight away
Oh she swallowed my pina colada
Oh blimey, oh riley, o-lé
I said she swallowed his pina colada
Oh blimey, oh riley, o-lé
O-lé, o-lé, o-lé, o-lé,
O-lé, o-lé me down quick
A-ay a-ay, a-ay a-ay, a-ay a-ay, a-ay a-ay
I think I'm gonna be sick
"Ooh that's better out than in"
I don't go swimmin'
I just look at the women
As I stroll down by the ocean
They don't wear vests
Upon their chests
They just wear sun-tan lotion
Buenos knockas por favor
Una paloma blanca
I go to Spain
Get out of my brain
And act like a w*nker
I wear reflective sunglasses
To secretly stare at the tits
But I never drink the water
In case I get the sh*ts
I'm going back to Majorca
To get up to m' scr*tum in sin
There's lots of how's-yer-father
Down on the Costa Brava
And they blame it on jet-lag and gin
She was topless
I was legless
We boogie'd the moonlight away
Oh she swallowed my pina colada
Oh blimey, oh riley, o-lé
I said she swallowed his pina colada
Oh blimey, oh riley, o-lé
But when I get back to Worksop
And the sand runs out of my socks
I'll dream of that sweet senorita
Who gave me a dose of... la dolce vita
And a vinto on the rocks
Writer(s): Ivor Biggun
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