Fish Weren't Bitin

My baby's been wishin' that I'd take her fishin'

So we waited on the perfect day

Hitched up on my old jon boat to see if I would still float

Should've seen the smile on her face

I found a little cove, dropped the lines to try our luck

Before too long she said, "It's starting to heat up"

So she took off her shirt, said, "I'll get a little sun"

Handed me the Coppertone, man, I had me some fun

I rubbed it in real good, and I didn't miss a spot

And I got to see that little pink bikini top

'Cause the fish weren't bitin'

She said, "I'll lay out a little, but if we get a nibble

I wanna be the one to reel him in"

I said, "Baby, you got it, we'll tell 'em all you caught it

But you're gettin' some red there on your skin"

So I rubbed her down again, she said, "Baby, that feels nice

Won't you lay right here beside me?" She didn't have to ask me twice

I kissed her lips as the sun went down

We lost we track of time as we floated around

That jon boat rocked out there in the dark

She still claims I stole her heart

'Cause the fish weren't bitin'

But we still laugh about that little fishin' trip we took

To this day, she don't know I didn't bait the hook

You know I love to catch 'em, but brother, I won't lie

I had the best day of my life

'Cause the fish weren't bitin'

No, the fish weren't bitin'