Punch and Judy (Single Recording)

Punch and Judy did it truly

And were married in a haste

In love, maybe

Using the baby

As a kind of romance paste

She's grown fatter, her hair cut shorter

Looks much older than nineteen

He's a drinker, not a thinker

Baby spoiled his could have been

This must be make believe

This must be make believe

This must be make believe

'Cause who do we know, dear, who acts like that?

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Punch and Judy

Punch and Judy

Punch and Judy, in a semi

On a brand new council plot

Sunday lunchtime, beer for punch time

While his dinner's far from hot

She came tired

Cab is hired

She goes round to see her friend

He comes back late

Fool is irate

We will see his temper bend

This must be make believe

This must be make believe

This must be make believe

'Cause who do we know, dear, who acts like that?

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Punch and Judy

Punch and Judy

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Punch and Judy, in a quandary

She walked out and he is mad

Now he's grown up

Can't smash home up

Retribution must be had

Punch and Judy had a baby

Who brought them to married bliss

Mr. Punch has a drunken hunch

That he must punish the kid for this

This must be make believe, oh Lord

This must be make believe

This must be make believe

'Cause who do we know, dear, who acts like that?

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Punch and Judy

Punch and Judy

Punch and Judy

Punch and Judy