Over and Done With

This is the story of our first teacher

Shetland made her jumpers

And the devil made her features

Threw up her hands when my mum said our names

Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims

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It's over and done with, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

This is the story of losing my virginity

I held my breath and the bed held a trinity

People, I'm making no claims to no mystery

But sometimes I feel like

My sex life's all history

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I'm not saying these events didn't touch our lives in anyway

But, ah, they didn't make the impression that some people say

This is a story of watching a man dying

The subjects unpopular

But I don't feel like lying

When I think of it now I acted like a sinner

I just washed my hands

And I went for my dinner

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