Calamity Man

Wherever i come bad luck is coming my way Wherever i go hard luck is there to stay If i say yes people laugh and say i'm mad If i say no they get furious and i get said Goodluck never stays a day Bad luck's always coming my way They call me the calamity man But i'm trying as hard as i can To keep bad luck away from me But i'm doomed to live a life filled with misery I took a trip to england on a ferryboat After a while it sank after being afloat Few years ago i went to holidays on tenerife Leaving there people full of grief Goodluck never stays a day Bad luck's always coming my way They call me the calamity man But i'm trying as hard as i can To keep bad luck away from me But i'm doomed to live a life filled with misery I'm even worse than a tornado, whirlwind, hurricane Even my looks make ordinary people go insane When they put me away in a bunker of ferro-concrete My misery radiation made it crash completely Goodluck never stays a day Bad luck's always coming my way They call me the calamity man But i'm trying as hard as i can To keep bad luck away from me But i'm doomed to live a life filled with misery I took a trip to england on a ferryboat After a while it sank after being afloat Few years ago i went to holidays on tenerife Leaving there people full of grief Goodluck never stays a day Bad luck's always coming my way They call me the calamity man But i'm trying as hard as i can To keep bad luck away from me But i'm doomed to live a life filled with misery