Candy in my hands could be like brandy on my breath

It's clearly handy in my undoing, sure as I am standing here

Sunday I had candy which was one day I felt randy

But had no way of controlling, what I did till I saw Monday

Candy I'm addicted to you Candy

Now you've got me once again

Crazy from the haze I laid upon my little brain

That was no match for this mighty batch of sweet superiority

Lazy cause I've given up on work and family

No one understands me and my candy

We're meant to be my candy and me

Candy I'm addicted to you Candy

Now you've got me

Gonna need a lick of honey stick

Gonna need another lick and make it quick

Gotta feel that syrup surfing through my veins

I don't wanna have a place to sleep

I don't wanna have a steak to eat

Lollipops and butterscotch and caramel and lemon drops

Jelly beans and jujubes and rummy cake stop!

My candy simply ran out

Now I'm strung out

And I sure could use a handout

Don't let me stand out in the rain

I plan to be responsible and land another job

Until then can you, please lend me, a twenty for some

Candy I'm addicted to you candy

Now you've got me

Gonna need a lick of honey stick

Gonna need another lick and make it quick

Gotta feel that syrup surfing through my veins

I don't wanna have a place to sleep

I don't wanna have a steak to eat

Lollipops and butterscotch and caramel and lemon drops

Jelly beans and jujubes and rummy cake and sugar plum and laffy taffy, chewing gum

And chocolate covered stop!