Tolerable at best and I'm worse when I'm sober
I'm feeling old and I'll only get older
(Old stories inconsistent, fake smile, dead eyes, and distant)
Have I ever told you about the old days?
(Ahhh! Hurry up!)
It could take an hour just to get away from "hello"
I've heard my charm can be misleading
I'll talk faster now
Getting to the point can be slow
There's nothing keeping you from leaving
And if your kindness makes you stay
Will you smile and laugh like it's the first time
Yeah, everybody knows, that's how the punchline goes
(Old stories inconsistent, fake smile, dead eyes, and distant)
Have I ever told you about the old days?
(Ahhh! Hurry up!)
You're not trying now
Please stop dying out loud
In a bottle I'll shove a message, send it to shore
Inside a hook will you leave you bleeding
Not so subtle now
Telling tales you've all heard before
Recorded broadcasts are deceiving
And if your kindness makes you stay
Will you smile and laugh like it's the first time
Yeah, everybody knows, that's how the punchline goes
(Old stories inconsistent
Fake smile, dead eyes, and distant)
Have I ever told you about the old days?
(Ahhh! Hurry up!)
You're not trying now
Please stop dying out loud
(Ahhh! Hurry up!)
You're not trying now
Please stop dying out loud
(Old stories inconsistent
Fake smile, dead eyes, and distant)
Have I ever told you about the old days?
(Ahhh! Hurry up!)
