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Evolution
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Standup Comedy
Utwór Evolution został wydany 31 marca 2017 przez Comedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company jako część albumu Fuzzies
album cover
AlbumFuzzies
Data wydania31 marca 2017
WytwórniaComedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company
JęzykEnglish
Melodyjność
Akustyczność
Valence
Taneczność
Energia
BPM88

Kredyty

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Adam Newman
Adam Newman
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Adam Newman
Adam Newman
Songwriter

Tekst Utworu

I was watching this documentary on evolution. Everybody's seen the
Evolution chart, that is a monkey gradually turning into a man
Right? That is the textbook evolution image. For whatever reason
In this, uh, documentary, the chart they were showing was a female
Monkey turning into a woman. Which is great, I've just never seen
It be a woman on the evolution chart before. The woman at the end
Of the chart was nude, and she was very attractive. And so what I
Wanna know is where is it okay for me to look at that evolution
Chart... and still be attracted to the naked lady? Like, which one
Of the naked monkey ladies is it still okay for me to be into?
I never thought that before because it's always been a man on the
Evolution chart, I'm not attracted to men. I imagine women have
Looked at the evolution chart all these years and thought like, "
That one... two to the right, right? Like the really hairy one hunched
Over, like that's a man, I like that one." Now that it's a woman on
The evolution chart, I wanna know where the line is where
I can go, "That one, yeah, they're hairy. Fuck it, they're
Hairy, I don't give a shit. They're the hairiest ones and
They're my favorite ones, okay?" And the other side of the
Line where your buddy's gonna go, "Those are monkey tits
And that's not okay for you to be into, even a little bit."
Written by: Adam Newman
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