The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set a Fire)

OMG Chlo, answer me! Whoa, wait until I tell you what I heard! It's too fucked to type This shit is ripe! Call back, I'll yell you every word! Jenna Rolland calling Jenna Rolland calling Jenna Rolland calling! Hey Oh my god, oh my god, okay so At the end of last nights party Very end of last nights party Did you see Rich? Oh I saw Rich So he's behaving hazy like a tweaking junkie Flailing crazy like a freaking monkey He's gotta learn to handle his high Shouldn't drink so much for a small guy Right, but he wasn't drunk The hell you say Jenna? Yo! He wasn't drunk! The hell you say Jenna No! Because I heard from Dustin Kropp That Rich had barely touched a drop! Which means that you can't blame the things he did on alcohol! It's just so terrible, I don't want to relive it all! But do you want me to tell you? Spit it out! Spit it out! You really want me to tell you? Spit it out! Spit it out! I'll tell you cause you are my closest friend! No, I'm not? Yeah, I know But here's what happened at the party's end Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! Woaah! Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! Whoa-oh, I thought I was dreaming Everybody was screaming When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! Omg, Brooke answer me! Look wait until I tell you what I saw! Ignore And also space and frowney face I'm sorry that Jeremy made out with me at the party but it was Totally his fault and let's not let Boys ever come between us ever again m'kay? Smiley face, lipstick, kitty paw Hey We cool? We are Ok so At the end of last nights party, did you see Rich? No, I was crying So he was behaving weird and I was frightened 'Cause I feared his state was heightened! He's gotta learn to not really smoke a lot He shouldn't get so high for a tiny guy! He's gotta learn to not really smoke a lot He shouldn't get so high for a tiny guy! Right! But he wasn't high- so you can't blame the things he did on pot! It's just so awful so I'll talk about it a lot Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! Whoah! I thought I was dreaming! Everybody was screaming! When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! Hey everybody, have you heard? Rich set a fire, now go spread the word! Sending a text! (Text!) Sending a tweet! (Tweet!) Sending a text! (Text) Tweet! (Tweet) Release the information, step, and repeat! I'll spread the word! (Word!) That Rich is flecked! (Flecked?) No I meant fucked, Did I say flecked? Sorry guys that's just my autocorrect! (Always be aware of autocorrect!) R-I-C-H can't you see? Just how much I care about your tragedy! Changed my profile pic to you, Now I fully understand what you're going through! R-I-C-H it's a drag! I read, she read, they read you're in a bodybag! R-I-C-H can't you see? Just how much I love your tragedy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Sup! Sup! Sup! Sup! Fire! Huh! Huh! (Talk it! Text it! Pass it! Talk it!) Ready? Ok! Here we go! Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! Wooaah! Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! It was so terribly gorey, I got the whole bloody story! Yeah, I wasn't quite there, but I know what happened I swear! When Rich set a fire and he burned the house down! When Rich set a fire and he leveled the town! When Rich set a fire and he fled to Bombay! When Rich set a fire cause he knew he was gay! When Rich set a fire and he melted his head! When Rich set a fire and he's totally dead! When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! Burned! It! Down! Woaah! Yeah, yeah yeah? Didja hear? Didja hear? Burned it down! Woaah! Didja hear didja hear? Yeah yeah yeah, burned it down, whoaah Didja hear, didja hear? That Rich set a fire and he burned down the Rich set a fire and he burned down the Rich set a fire and he burned down the house He told me cause he's my best friend! Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! Send!