Friendship

You know, Reno, we should have teamed up years ago. We're two of a kind, all right. Partners! Through thick and thin! Night and day! Right or wrong! If you're ever in a jam Here I am If you ever need a pal I'm your gal If you ever feel so happy you land in jail I'm your bail It's friendship Friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships have been forgot Ours will still be hot! Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig-dig-dig If you're ever down a well Ring my bell If you ever catch on fire Send a wire If you ever lose your teeth When you're out to dine Borrow mine It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships have ceased to jell Ours will still be swell! Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep-hep-hep If they ever black your eyes Put me wise If they ever cook your goose Blind me loose If they ever put a bullet through your brain I'll complain It's friendship Friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships go up in smoke Ours will still be oke! Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof If you ever lose your mind I'll be kind If you ever lose your shirt I'll be hurt If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half I won't laugh It's friendship Friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships have been "forgate" Ours will still be great! If they ever crack your spine Drop a line If they ever cut your throat Write a note If they ever make a cannibal stew of you Invite me too! It's friendship Friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships are up the crick Ours will still be slick! Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-quack-quack-quack When other friendships have been forgot Ours will still be hot!