One for the Ghost

It's the wallpaper or me you know One of us has got to go Said Oscar Wilde And then he died Goodbye my kitten was what Hemingway said As he put the pistol to his head And pulled the trigger Then he was dead It's the final curtain it's the final straw Call the undertaker close the door And raise a glass And drink a toast One for the ghost One for the ghost One for the ghost I'll finally get to see Marilyn Said Joe DiMaggio at the end Still believing In a fairy tale ending Tell them I've had a wonderful life Said Ludwig Wittgenstein when he died A happy guy Guess he got it right It's the final curtain it's the final straw Call the undertaker close the door And raise a glass And drink a toast One for the ghost One for the ghost One for the ghost One for the ghost One for the ghost One for the ghost One for the ghost One for the ghost One for the ghost One for the ghost One for the ghost One for the ghost