I'm Gonna Get There Somehow

I'm gonna get there somehow I'm ringing up to say That I'm gonna get there somehow I'm leaving right away I could be there in a minute if I had an aeroplane There'd be just nothing in it if I hadn't missed the train I asked a bus conductor, he said, "Go which way you like" There's a 13, 14, 15B, but they've all come out on strike But I'm gonna get there somehow (somehow) I'm ringing up to say That I'm gonna get there somehow (somehow) I'm leaving right away I could hop into a taxi, but I haven't got the fare If I hitchhike on a lorry, but it mightn't go past there Would you send my jalopy? It's no good using that I could pedal on my pushbike, but the tires are too darned flat But I'm gonna get there somehow (somehow) I'm ringing up to say That I'm gonna get there somehow (somehow) I'm leaving right away I could jump on my toboggan, but there isn't any snow And when I try my roller skates, the doggone wheels won't go I suppose I could start walking, but my shoes are worn right through My socks are full of great big holes, what the heck am I gonna do But I'm gonna get there somehow (somehow) I'm ringing up to say That I'm gonna get there somehow (somehow) I'm leaving right away Yes, I'm gonna get there somehow If I crawl round on my knees If I don't get there tomorrow Come looking for me please