She Wants to Be Me

At first I told myself I need my head inspected I notice little things Same t-shirt and sun glasses Then it got weirder see She cut her hair like me She bought a red guitar Kept driving round in my car I'm kissing her and she She slams me against the wall She crashed into a bus Chasing some super model She's analysed my smile She's memorised my phone book She always wears my clothes Her favourite words are wooohoo! She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity And I'm begging you Somebody notice me somebody notice I'm fading away here What have I got to do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm saying something's wrong She's out back playing soccer She used to do ballet Now she's a heavy smoker She's so obsessed with me That she stands up to pee And now her stupid games Have started taking over Don't need no special help Don't need to see a doctor I know you're worried but I'm telling you just watch her Looks like she's cracked my code Those things I've never spoke of She wants sex all the time And still finds time to... She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity And I'm begging you! Somebody notice me somebody notice I'm fading away here What have I got to do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm not joking She won't stop provoking me I'm going under What have I got to do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm in the loony bin Wearing a pale pink nighty The nurse comes through the door And whispers so politely "Your boyfriend's here to see you" "Look pretty, take a bath" "I love his shitty band" "Can I get his autograph?" She looks like, does like, sounds like me She's stealing my identity And I'm begging you! Somebody notice me somebody notice I'm fading away here What have I got to do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be me I'm not joking She won't stop provoking me I'm going under What have I got to do to make you see My girlfriend is a wannabe And she wants to be She wants to be She wants to be me