party favor

hey, leave a message

hey, call me back when ya get this

or when you've got a minute

we really need to talk

wait, you know what?

maybe just forget it

'cause by the time you get this

your number might be blocked

"stay" and "bla bla bla"

you just want what you can't have

no way! i'll call the cops

if you don't stop, i'll call your dad

and i hate to do this to you on your birthday

happy birthday, by the way

it's not you, it's me, and all that other bullshit

you know that's bullshit

don'tcha, babe?

i'm not your party favor

look, now i know we coulda done it better

but we can't change the weather

when the weather's come and gone

books don't make sense if you read 'em backwards

you'll single out the wrong words

like you mishear all my songs

and you'll hear, "stay," and "bla bla bla"

you just want what you can't have

no way! i'll call the cops

if you don't stop, i'll call your dad

and i hate to do this to you on your birthday

happy birthday, by the way

it's not you, it's me, and all that other bullshit

you know that's bullshit

don'tcha, babe?

i'm not your party favor