Fasting and Furious

I'm a fasting Arab and I'm very very Furious Wondering what's for Iftar, makes me very very curious Waiting all day for the sunset to arrive 'Cause if it doesn't come on time then no one will survive, 'cause we're Fasting and Furious Crazy, delirious Driving my Mercedes fast Going to get the Kebabs Shouting at my kids all day Five times that's how much we pray Stay the hell out of my way, because we're Fasting and Furious Crazy, delirious Cursing at the traffic jam Thinking 'bout the laham Can't hold hands with my bae It's Haram that's what she say Waiting for the end of day I wake up 4 am, to stuff my face with some food 'Cause if I do not eat Suhoor, I will have bad mood I eat some chicken eat dijaj, eat some Lahme with my dad Sleep all day, that's not bad, wake up at Iftar eat kebab The only date I go on, is the one to break my fast For Iftar eat it first, but Suhoor I eat it last If ladies come up to me saying they can't resist my charm I tell them call me after Eid 'cause right now it is haram 'Cause I got hummus on my mind, hummus on my mind Falafel on the side, lafle on the side Shawarma looking fine, yeah it's looking fine Just trying to pass the time, trying to pass the time We're going to the mall, because there's nothing else to do Try not to pass the food court, 'cause the smell will make me drool We see the Hardees, see McD's, KFC give me please OMG that's mac and cheese Everyone enjoying their meals I be scrolling on the Instagram just trying to pass the time All I see is food and food is always on my mind If I do not eat right now my tummy will get thin It's that time of the year, so let the hunger games begin Fasting and Furious Crazy, delirious Driving my Mercedes fast Going to get the Kebabs Shouting at my kids all day Five times that's how much we pray Stay the hell out of my way, because we're Fasting and Furious Crazy, delirious Cursing at the traffic jam Thinking 'bout the laham Can't hold hands with my bae It's Haram that's what she say Waiting for the end of day My tummy starts to growl and my hungers getting bigger My tempers getting bad, I think I really need a Snicker I want some Dhal, maybe rice Chicken nuggets with some fries Hot chapti karak chai Or some biryani will make me cry Palms are sweaty, knees are weak, tummy empty, I need sleep So I try to count the sheep but all I see is meat Baby texts me, says she miss me, trying to get me in the mood If you want to send me picture, please send food 'Cause I got Kheema on my mind, Kheema on my mind Samosa on the side, mosa on the side Crispy dosa lookin' fine, yeah it's lookin' fine Just tryin' to pass the time, tryin' to pass the time Yakhi Khalil, time to turn on turbo Habibi Tell em what you wanna eat Habibi, Hip-Hop style Time to do that Fast Ting So let's go I want a, little bit of dates on the side of my plate With some soup in a bowl and a tall glass of coke Pepsi will do just fine and if you have the time To add a little bit of taste just throw in some lime And for the main course, I want chicken of course Boiled, baked, deep fried or if you want even roast It doesn't really matter 'cause it tastes the bomb Flavor that tastes so good that you must think it's haram I want some hummus, Mutabal with a side of Fatoosh Some Mansaf in the end to make my stomach go Boosh I will be done in a jiffy just like my wife says Done just in time so I can make it to prayers. Already wondering what's there for dinner tomorrow Just thinking about more food will make me drool and swallow All these choice of meals is making me so curious Because it's Ramadan Habibi, we be fasting and furious Fasting and Furious Crazy, delirious Driving my Mercedes fast Going to get the Kebabs Shouting at my kids all day Five times thats how much we pray Stay the hell out of my way, because we're Fasting and Furious Crazy, delirious Cursing at the traffic jam Thinking bout the laham Can't hold hands with my bae It's Haram thats what she say Waiting for the end of day You're crazy for this one MD Who is MD?