East Coast Wedding

We went to an east coast wedding The bride was stressed, the groom was sweating, But hey now let me tell you we had some fun We had some fun We had some fun When it was all said and done, we had some fun The bride got mad 'cause I broke two plates The groom got mad 'cause I brought two dates But hey now, let me tell you we had some fun I cleared the floor and I danced the best I spilled red wine on the wedding dress Hey now, let me tell you we had some fun I stormed the stage and I booed the band I played heart and soul with just one hand Hey now, let me tell you we had some fun We had some fun We had some fun When it was all said and done, we had some fun Weeee snuck in the kitchen for some caviar Made fun of the Maid Of Honor's car But hey now, let me tell you we had some fun We said all the vows on the couples' behalf Did The Aristocrats but no one laughed Hey now, let me tell you we had some fun We pantsed the groom and we ruined the feast We kicked the cake and we kissed the priest Hey now, let me tell you we had some fun We had some fun We had some fun When it was all said and done, we had some fun We raised a glass and made a toast To the father, son, and holy ghost But hey now, let me tell this couple was Jewish We fell face down in the parking lot Stole a purse but we got caught Hey now, even we admit that's rude We stumbled into a funeral next door We knocked the corpse right on the floor Hey now, let me tell you we had to run We had to run, We had to run, When it was all said and done we had to run We lost our shirts and we lost three fights The cops read us our Miranda rights Hey now, let me tell you we had some fun But that wedding band still wasn't up to par So we jumped on stage and said "hey, you suck!" "Give us those instruments!" And they did And we blew'em away! Like this... A little bit, little bit o' this And don't forget this When we got home, we felt real bad For skinny dipping with the Best Man's dad But hey now, let me tell ya, we love that dude