I'm not that bad

But I'm not so great

Still I get the credit while she never catches a break

I never hurt anyone

But I'm not quick to help

Easier to be ignorant

Look out for myself

I just wanna be a mediocre man

I want an average job

I want an average life

I want an average house

With an exceptional wife

Slack off, you can call it my aesthetic

Jack off when I'm feeling pathetic

UNHhhh

I just wanna be a mediocre man

I wanna be elevated

Reinstated

Never back down when I'm being debated

I just wanna be mediocre, man