You can climb to the highest cliff
Take your shoes off and jump from it
Park your car at the ocean at night
Leave your shoes on and wait for high tide
Oh, so many ways to die
Sit around and wait for old age
Or take a cue from Hemingway's page
Close all the window and make a frozen pizza
Leave the oven door open, never eat the pizza
Oh, so many ways to die
You can do what you want, do what you will
Oh sweet mama, it's your time to kill
Oh, oh, so many ways to die
Fight like hell just to live through the war
To slip on milk at the grocery store
Shot in the back by Billy the Kid
Or eat them pills like Anna Nicole Smith
There's just so many ways to die
There's just so many ways
