Oatmeal

Standing behind this old bitch in line And arguing with the cashier about her credit card declining Behind me is some ratchet black bitch that's reclining yelling about her tampons And some white soccer mom browser through coupons Using motherfucking groupon Now she's at the front desk She can't find her only son because he ran off To find the latest card pack of Pokemon I just want to buy sour skittles and a Nerf gun I spend my time poking fun at a bitch with plan B step one Fuck that now i'm over it But this old bitch with Parkinson still isn't fucking done I'm pissed and my patients is destroyed and everyone Standing in line is starting to get annoyed This is the exact shit I wanted to avoid Standing idle around like a nigger that's unemployed This bitch is taking 5 years to buy this damn box of oatmeal My legs hurt so I was starting to take a kneel Gasping she realized she was using the wrong card And the bitch turned around to the crowd laughing