Happy For You

I got a call from my ex today

Tellin' me she got engaged

She only told me to hurt me

'Cause that's how she was, and she still hasn't changed

She said, "Honey, aren't ya happy for me?

You know I'd be happy for you"

I said, "If happy for you means I hate you, then I'm, I'm happy for you

If cryin' all night means I'm out gettin' drunk, then I've been cryin', too

I know you're only callin' to make you feel good and see if I'm blue

So, if happy for you means I hate you, then I'm happy for you"

I ran into a guy the other day

I never really liked him anyway

And he wouldn't shut up about all the things he had

I was countin' the seconds 'til he went away (whoa)

He said, "Buddy, aren't ya happy for me?

You know I'd be happy for you"

I said, "If happy for you means I hate you, then I'm

I'm happy for you (yeah, I'm happy for you)

If jealous of you means I'm out gettin' paid

Then I've been jealous, too (I've been jealous, too)

I know you're only talkin' to make you feel good and see if I'm blue

So, if happy for you means I hate you, then I'm happy for you"

Does anybody think that somebody else (whoa, whoa, whoa)

Wants to hear them braggin' about themselves (whoa, whoa, whoa)

When it's hard enough gettin' by each day?

I know you wanna hear it (know you wanna), but you're in my way (in my way)

If happy for you means I hate you, then I'm, I'm happy for you

Yeah, if cryin' all night means I'm out gettin' drunk, then, baby, I've been cryin', too

I know you're only talking to make you feel good and see if I'm blue

So, if happy for you means I think you're a jerk

If happy for you means get out of my life

If happy for you means I hate you, then I'm pretty sure, no

I'm a hundred percent positive that I'm happy for you