Like it or not, this is the life that I chose
While she goes to work, I eat burritos alone
I do the dishes before she gets home
But other than that, I'm a worthless stoner
It's a choice I make to stay in the mirage
Keep crafting my secret EPs in the garage
Well, fuck the neighbors, I need the perfect tone
She's off in an hour and I still have some tracking to go
I'm channeling the wall flower vibe
Withered and fading in the background, hell yeah
It's true that I don't have friends
But none of my hobbies use the buddy system
When she wakes up she looks angelic and blessed
She thinks I'm asleep while I watch her get dressed
She eats kale with her co-workers and laughs at their jokes
I go to lunch too, but I'm eating burritos alone
Eating burritos alone
Eating burritos alone
Eating burritos alone
Eating burritos alone
