Drinking for Two

Well I drunk so much that I couldn't see

I drove my bike right into a tree

I've been drinking

The whole night through

I've been drinking

Enough for two

The bike's all busted so I took the car

Probably should have left it outside the bar

I've been drinking

The whole night through

I've been drinking

And so have you

Made some friends that I don't recall

Drove the car right into a wall

I've been drinking

The whole night through

I've been drinking

And I'm black and blue

The cops showed up and I blew in a bag

Then I got arrested and that's a drag

I've been drinking

The whole night through

I've been drinking

And now I'm screwed

Got no ride so I guess I'll walk

I get so drunk that I can't talk

I've been drinking

The whole night through

I've been drinking

But I can still remember you