Kiddie Pool

Called me up one more time With some lame excuse Truck broke down on the edge of town swore it was truth It don't matter cause I know better I've heard his lies before If he comes by he'll be surprised I'm locking my front door I'm In the kiddie Pool with a garden hose Out in my backyard Looks like he stood me up again Bet he thinks I'm taking it hard I'm playing it cool doing all right Stereo on and Christmas lights Patsy Cline and a bottle of wine underneath the stars I'm in the kiddie Pool with a garden hose out in my backyard Probably drinking beer with his buddies at The local honky tonk Says he's gonna give it up but I know He won't This ain't no pity party I'm having the last laugh Me and my old hound dog we're gonna make a splash I'm In the kiddie Pool with a garden hose Out in my backyard Looks like he stood me up again Bet he thinks I'm taking it hard I'm playing it cool doing all right Stereo on and Christmas lights Patsy Cline and a bottle of wine underneath the stars I'm in the kiddie Pool with a garden hose out in my backyard Well it's a classy kind of trailer park They don't give a rip So About midnight I might turn out the lights and take a skinny dip In the kiddie Pool with a garden hose Out in my backyard Looks like he stood me up again Bet he thinks I'm taking it hard I'm playing it cool doing all right Stereo on and Christmas lights Patsy Cline and a bottle of wine underneath the stars I'm in the kiddie Pool with a garden hose out in my backyard Thank God there's a kiddie pool and garden hose out in my backyard