I'm at the Beach Today

I'm at the beach today Having fun with you I'm not mad that I exist today You exist as well Going to the beach is an analogy And you're not actually here with me 'Cause you is just another word for me Everybody in the world is actually me I'm a scary monster I'm just so sick and twisted I'm the only person that's felt narcissistic Writing words as subtle as a heavy-handed wordsmith Another song about myself, but I'm not narcissistic I'm a scary monster I'm just so sick and twisted Avoiding conversation 'cause I need it to be scripted Creating every detail of how I'm to be depicted By writing songs about myself Who could have predicted that (I'm a monster) I'm a scary monster I'm just so sick and twisted (A monster) I'm the only person that's felt narcissistic (I'm a monster) Writing words as subtle as a heavy-handed wordsmith (A monster) Another song about myself, but I'm not narcissistic (I'm a monster) I'm a scary monster I'm just so sick and twisted (A monster) Avoiding conversation because I need it to be scripted (I'm a monster) Creating every detail of how I'm to be depicted (A monster) By writing songs about myself who could have predicted that? (I'm a-) Maybe I'm a (Monster but that) Means that you're a (Monster but if) Everyone's a monster who will be the monster's monster? I'm sorry if it's not who you want to be I never had a say in making everybody me It's nice to see you And hear what I've been up to Talk about what I'm gonna do I'm free Hyperbole actually Because I have to finish my chores Technically that means they're also yours (Maybe you should, may-may-may-may) Maybe you should take your seat It's time to show what you know In the form of a pop quiz If you're baking bagels And you bake a bakers dozen How many bagels does your big brother want? (Um, uh, shit, shit, um, two?) No Will you feel ungrateful When you are no longer able to Stumble through life so fucking nonchalant? (Uh, um, uh, um, uh, I don't know) I'm at the beach today Having fun with you I'm not mad that I exist today You exist as well Going to the beach is an analogy And you're not actually here with me 'Cause you is just another word for me Everybody in the world is actually me