I got a small dick, it’s okay ‘cause I make it work

2 inches in but I promise I can make it squirt

Scrapin’ on my jeans when I see a naked lady twerk

You don’t like these bars, well welcome to 2FACE you nerd

I got a small dick, it’s okay ‘cause I make it work

2 inches in but I promise I can make it squirt

Scrapin’ on my jeans when I see a naked lady twerk

You don’t like these bars, well welcome to 2FACE

She said go deeper

But I ain’t have nothing left

I got my whole meat in

Ain’t even scratching the flesh

Been waiting all weekend

To get in balls deep

And I ask her if she came, she said “did you even put it in yet?”

Every time I go to take a piss I start to digging thru my zipper

I can’t find it so I’m pissin on my leg

And I ain’t talking belly buttons when I say I got an innie, girl you only gotta use your tongue when you give me head

It’s a, fucking blessing and a curse

It barely dangles, it don’t even reach the bottom of my shirt

I swear this shit the same size it was when I was birthed

I cried my eyes out when I went to measure my girth

I got three nuts too, it really makin me sick

They callin me Lavar, three balls in this bitch

Cutie hit me up on snap, begging for a pic

I sent it, she said how my balls longer than my dick? (god damn)

To some things I can’t relate

Like I ain’t never snapping pics of nothing but my face

This guy at the gym telling me he got a flopper

He’s like oh your dick ain’t even big enough to helicopter?

Down bad, every night I’m going out sad

Cuz I’ll never have a girl both hands on my shaft

If the head game good, I won’t know about that

Like stickin a pinky finger in your open mouth, ahhh

I got a small dick, it’s okay ‘cause I make it work

2 inches in but I promise I can make it squirt

Scrapin’ on my jeans when I see a naked lady twerk

You don’t like these bars, well welcome to 2FACE