Fifteen Minutes of Blame

If you're on a good run of bad luck

You can bet I'm the reason why

When it's busted, bent or broken down

Guessin' I'm the guilty guy

Baby, that's right

"Damned" is my middle name

Every day, I have my 15 minutes of blame

Where there's rain or lightnin'

I'm the eye of the storm

Yeah, your gin don't fizz an' your money gone missin'

I heard it all before

It ain't right

But it's always the same

Every day, I have my 15 minutes of blame

When your plans all go to hell, it's because of me

I'm the crack in your mirror, the cork in your wine

Damn, woman, let me be

I try to reason

But it's all in vain

Every day, I have my 15 minutes of blame

Yeah, I did it, it's because of me

Yeah, I don't know, woman, let me be

Every day, I have my 15 minutes of blame