GO F*CK URSELF

My mama told me, "Don't you dare drink and drive" But I crashed my car through the guardrail of the 405 And then I floated up to Heaven's gates and I got in line Where I waited 'til the bouncer looked me dead in the eyes And he said, "Hey bro, who do you know here? You're not on the list" And I was like, "Oh shit, that's so weird, I thought I'd get in Let me talk to your manager, I swear he's my friend" And then he was like, "No, bitch, you belong in Hell" And then I said "Don't kick me out, I'll burn it down, I'll burn it down Go fuck yourself, I'll burn it down, I'll burn it down Let me talk to your manager, I swear he's my friend Don't kick me out, go fuck yourself" Fuck this stupid piece of shit club, I bet the drinks were overpriced Going to Hell to get my dick sucked where there's women and free wine Straight to the Devil's gates where I skipped the line And I tapped up the bouncer, he looked me in the eyes And he said, "Hey bro, it's good to see ya, your name's on the list" And I was like, "Oh shit, that's so sick, I knew I'd get in" Then I talked to the manager, he's my new best friend And he was like, "Yo, bitch, you belong in Hell" And then I said "Don't kick me out, I'll burn it down, I'll burn it down Go fuck yourself, I'll burn it down, I'll burn it down Let me talk to your manager, I swear he's my friend Don't kick me out, go fuck yourself"