I Wanna Be a Producer

Unhappy, unhappy Very unhappy Unhappy, unhappy Very, very, very, very, very, very, very unhappy Unhappy, unhappy Very, very, very, very, very, very, very unhappy I spend my life accounting With figures and such To what is my life amounting? It figures not much I have a secret desire Hiding deep in my soul It sets my heart afire To see me in this role I wanna be a producer With a hit show on Broadway I wanna be a producer Lunch at Sardi's everyday I wanna be a producer Sport a top hat and a cane I wanna be a producer And drive those girls insane I wanna be a producer And sleep until half past two I wanna be a producer And say you, you, you-- not you! I wanna be a producer Wear a tux on opening night I wanna be a producer And see my name (Leo Bloom) in lights He wants to be a producer Of a great big Broadway smash He wants to be a producer Every pocket stuffed with cash He wants to be a producer Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry Ouch! Eek! Ooh! Oh! Ow! Yes! He wants to be a producer With a great big casting couch I wanna be! (He wants to be!) I wanna be! (He wants to be!) I wanna be the greatest, grandest and most fabulous producer in the world! (He's got a diamond, a duchess and a duke) I just got to be a producer Drink champagne until I puke (Drink champagne 'til he pukes!) I wanna be a producer Show the world just what I've got I'm gonna put on shows That will enthral 'em Read my name in Rachel's Column I wanna be a producer Because it's everything I'm not (Unhappy, unhappy) I wanna be a producer Wait a minute Hold everything... Hold everything! Mr Bialystock was right There is a lot more to me than there is to me Stop the world... I wanna get on! I'm gonna be a producer (He's gonna be a producer) Look out Broadway 'Cause here I come!